>>672
Cynical Angel.

also balloony

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never mind i found it. so thi bruise was care of road rash. the bearings in my pedal froze so when i wnt to hammer an intersection it fell off. i went over the bars and did this to my boob. it left a scar and deep tissue scar tissue. all in all one of my favorite bruises ever

You are badass and hot
moar please

its been a slow week. no new bruises worth sharing

But then again, it is plain water :D

It's not like it's going to kill the OP, just giving him some slight diarrhea if he overdoes it.


I've tried ice anyway, didn't like it that much since you go slightly numb, losing all the feeling.
One thing that is nice is if you have a cold dildo or whatever, and when you have used it, it's completely warm \o/

here comes another post about distilled water:

Know how your fingers and such puff up after you've been in water for a long time? Well, like the mineral thing that was explained if you add enough water to salty water pretty soon you can't tell there is salt in it.

But your cells have membranes that a lot of minerals can't just pass through. So instead of minerals moving into the purer water the water moves into the cells. Do this a whole lot and those cells will burst.

It's also harder for those cells to get the minerals into them in the first place when the overall concentration is reduced but we're talking about short time periods here anyway.


Not being a medical expert I can only guess that your internal lining isn't going to have a bunch of burst cells since it's set up to absorb water in the first place but with distilled water you are introducing them to a lot higher concentration than they are used to.


From what I've read from the big-enema crowd they actually deal with enough water that even tap-water is too pure so they use saline solutions instead.

And I've done icecubes till they wouldn't fit anymore. The automatic maker ones that are round-wedge shaped and fairly large.

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the person on cells bursting from too much water is absolutely correct.

Distilled water is very bad in large quantities, and bad in any amount anally. When exposed to highly distilled (and de-ionized) water, blood enters a hypotonic state. Tonic is pretty much everything that is not just pure water. In this circumstance, osmosis causes a shift in water--from outside of cells to inside, in an effort to balance the purity of the water.

In the case of distilled water, think of a short circuit on a power outlet, and this is roughly what you get. The cells will absorb much more water than they can handle as they attempt to reach equilibrium with the solution of blood which surrounds them.

Mix this with the tendency of the large intestine and the rectal cavity to absorb water (as this is really their only job beyond holding fecal matter) to return to the bloodstream, and you have a calamity in the waiting.

Granted, the adult human body contains about 4-6 litres of blood to begin with, as well as being ~80% water, so nothing major will happen overnight--but, if enemas or ice penetration becomes habitual, please use tap water (for the sake of cost in money and in health).


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>>804

yeh, duh

>>806

image capture sauce. from deleted thread.

HAHA TAKE THAT

>>809 Thanks, now I HAVE to finish up my tutorial! Too much work and not enough play lately!

>>739

Reminds me of the start of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liOWjRgB0Lc

>>682 If it goes in, it *will* come out (unless of course you "lose" it in there - NO GOLF BALLS) Your knuckles are the widest part of your hand, and that's where you're going to feel maximum stretch. You'll be able to tell if you're going to damage yourself by pushing further than you're ready for. It will hurt, and I mean really HURT. It won't be erotic. If that's the case, keep stretching until you know for certain that something as big as your hand will fit. As for pulling out, your ass may push you out on it's own. Mine has a tendency to do that right after I come.

>>687 4/10 you might've actually fooled some newbies

>>703 Going to the sholuder requires getting past the sigmoid. You have to learn to do it, but not everyone has the anatomy to allow it. Dorian (the guy you're on about) obviously is gifted with the right anatomy.

>>750 Seriously, drive to a store that's out of town for you and just enjoy the delicious feeling of knowing that the clerks know what you do to yourself. Who knows, you might even get lucky and get an offer to help you "try it on"

i do like a combination of fisting and inflation. because one thing helps the other.
usually when i inflate myself anally, i can use that to insert all the way to the elbow, then when i fist myself, i see that as where i can inflate without having the rest in between bloats. because after fisting, i seem to take in more when inflating.
only problem is, the air will escape if i don't tightly clench. so i constructed a super pump by attaching this large plastic bottle, same size circumference as a large peroxide bottle. when inserting it the air won't escape when i inflate. i can show you it sometime, when i take pix of it