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1869 No. 1869
Here's a fun one. Post some day-to-day items that could make some really interesting sex toys. The more innocent the better.

I shall start this off with the dog toy: Kongs.
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>> No. 1886
candles
>> No. 1887
Kongs sound like a great idea, but I've never really seen anyone use them. Any pics? Wouldn't the surface be rough?
>> No. 1894
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1894
I work in a kennel and handle kongs a fair bit. They're pretty friction-y but nothing a slosh of lube wouldn't fix, I'm sure. Some of the mastiff sized ones are HUGE though. Love to see someone try it. Plus they're hollow so you could stuff a vibrator in the middle or something.

Also, stating the obvious: Bottles.
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is this what your looking for?
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self pics suck. il get my GF to take more the next time
>> No. 1900
>>1899
Also get a shot of one in your GF while you're at it.
>> No. 1979
>>1899

Very high-caliber suck. I can see the KONG letters disappearing. Moar like this? GF or not.
>> No. 1982
stone eggs smooth if their polished and they come in many sizes. just a suggestion.
>> No. 1996
il try and take some more next week when im back home.
my other favourite is eggplant/aubergine. theyre so smooth and rounded, you can get them in any shape of size and theres a big of 'give' in them so really good for training. Butternut squash is another fave,but a bit stiff and hard. me and the GF cant walk past the veg counter now without joking about it. never been able to look at them the same since! pics to come....
in the mean time. theres this oldy so you get the idea:

http://www.tube8.com/amateur/eggplant-in-the-ass/32718/
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>> No. 2029
>>1894

WRONG YOU NEVER USE THESE EVER! it could break

I have a med sized kong but i'm having problems getting past the second bulb to the third whats the diameter of the small I might have to work my way up

sucks becuase i've taken a 2" cucumber before
>> No. 2055
>>2029
If you'd watched the Mythbusters episode where they tested the Hollywood bottle-over-the-head trick, you would have learned that bottles are pretty damn tough. Yes there's risk in using glass, and you shouldn't put any bottle in you that you aren't ABSOLUTELY SURE wont break, but bottles can be safe. I used to have a thing for Snapple iced tea bottles. They're about the size and shape of a Kong. I'd fill it with water, screw the cap on, and slide it in. I once used a Snapple bottle as a golf tee, and hit the bottle with the club instead of the ball. Hit with a golf club and it didn't break. That's a bottle I can trust in my ass.
>> No. 2363
I've tried this, its AWESOME:

http://xxxbunker.com/kinky_weird_toys_in_my_girlfriends_pussy

All you need is a bike pump, a punching balloon (they're extra sturdy) + old bike valve and a good all-purpose glue or duct tape = best pussy or ass stretcher ever. Plus, if you assemble it carefully, you can wear it discreet all day long. You might as well fill it with water or try other balloon shapes.

Kongs (great idea btw): Insert tube, get enema plug.
>> No. 2364
2363 again.
Forgot to mention that swim noodles can be carved into whatever toy you want. The material feels great! Also interesting for the length maniacs.
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>>2055

crushing inward from all directions is one of the easier ways to break a glass bottle. they end up full of microfractures and you can never tell JUST how strong the glass is until it breaks/cracks. the bottle will be just fine 99 times, but the 100th will make you into 1man1cup
>> No. 2380
>>2365

youd forget about this risks if you watched this:

http://xhamster.com/movies/676699/bottle_insertion.html
>> No. 2382
Fill the glass bottle with water and put the lid back on, or never empty it in the first place. its the lack of anything to apply pressure on the inside that allows them to break. and if it does break, the water will help flush the glass out
>> No. 2385
>>2380
solid glass would be fine, but hollow just isn't worth the risk
>> No. 2396
... I'd also like to note that the dangerous thing is the suction. never use the neck side, because the tip can grab onto a wall and not let go.
>> No. 2689
>>2365
I think you're underestimating how strong a Snapple bottle is, in fact, most beverage bottles. 1)the shape of a bottle (as opposed to a jar, which is what the guy in 1cup1guy used IIRC) redirects force to the bottom of the bottle, which is very thick. It works on the same principle as a Roman arch: redirection of force
2)the glass in beverage bottles is formulated to be fracture resistant (again, unlike something like an olive jar). Especially true of carbonated beverages, bottles take tremendous abuse in the filling and shipping processes, and seldom break without extreme force (far less frequently than 1 in 100).
3) If you smash a beverage bottle and take note of how it fractures, there aren't usually any long fractures (long cutting edges), and there are usually few pieces that break off. Again, the glass is formulated to break in certain ways, in the case of beverage bottles, the glass usually only gives where the force was being applied, precisely because there are no long fractures. Push on spot A and spot A breaks, without spreading the break to spots B,C,D, and E.

Just like training circus lions, fucking bottles is absolutely safe if you know what you're doing.
>> No. 2690
>>2689
>Just like training circus lions, fucking bottles is absolutely safe if you know what you're doing.

lol thanks for the laugh
>> No. 3158
>>2029
>>2055
>>2380
>>2382
>>2385

Come one guys! Never use glass!

>1 Guy 1 Cup
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/1-guy-1-cup-video-famous-glass-jar-ass-explosion-18/
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